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GERMANS: ok, so our country is called Deutschland
THE FRENCH: got it. the country of Allemagne
GERMANS: ...no? that doesn't even sound like it
THE ENGLISH: oh no, we got it, it's Germany
GERMANS: not even close
THE POLISH: it's Niemcy, right?
GERMANS: how are you each getting it wrong in a completely different way
DANES: Tyskland
LITHUANIANS: Vokietija
SLOVAKIANS: Nemecko
GERMANS: ...
FINNS: Saksa
GERMANS: you know what? sure. whatever
JAPANESE: Doitsu?
GERMANS: i mean at least you tried
JAPANESE: We wrote it with the character for "alone" ( 独 )
GERMANS: ... What are you implying, Japan?
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